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Ode to Jon
Posted by Douglas, Nov 6, 2008. 820 views. ID = 1978
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That Jon's a slob who eats too fast -
He doesn't stop to chew his food,
He shovels in from first to last,
It really is absurdly rude!
One day as Jon devoured steak,
His fork, it gave a little slip,
And that, my friends, was his mistake,
That silly boy has pierced his lip!
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Douglas
Nov 6, 2008 | He actually pierced his lip on purpose (I think). My initial comment to him was, "I told you to be careful where you point that screwdriver," but then I thought of this instead. :)
~Posted by Douglas, Nov 6, 2008 |
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