fluffyfoo: Fifteen Minutes Of Fiction

A Chicken Joke

Ha ha! I've got a good joke for you!

Okay, what is it?

Why did the human cross the road?

I don't know.

To get to the other side! Ha ha!

Oh Foghorn that was eggcelent!

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Easter Sunday

Nobody's writing on the site this week and i think it's because this week is Easter week and everyone is driving to have spend Easter with grandparents and relatives. My brother Jeff lives in Mishigan and he's coming home today and my sister Elen is home from college.

Tomorow we'll have a speshal Ester breakfast and we'll go to church then we'll have a big ham dinner and there'll be alot of people around.

This week Sundays my favorite day of the week, but next week it migt be something diffrent.

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Fake Fall

fluffy, the frazzled foo, fought for five faithful friends, who faked falling fifteen floors. forgiven for their fateful faked fall, fluffy's five friends fainted, and fell fifty floors. Foom!

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I Like Christmas

christmas is the best
my favorite time of year
with presents and stuff

santa claus is fat
but he still gives nice presents
I like that alot

candy canes are great
they have got red and white stripes
and taste so yummy

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Thankful Free Verse

I'm thankful that my poem doesnt have to rhyme
because I'm not good at that sort of thing
I'm thankful that I don't have to use a meter
because I prefer inches and feet (hee hee)

And I'm thankful for lots of other stuff,
like mum and dad and even my sister
and I should be more thankful for lots of things
instead of just taking it for granet all the time

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Honey I Shrunk The Kid

It was so exciting to be on TV, I'd never done anything like it before in my life. I couldnt see them all but there were lots and lots of people watching me while I did my comedy act. I think they were laughing but it was hard to tell because all I could hear was the laughtrack.

But I know dad is watching because I can see him sitting in the den with a great big grin on his face. Wow his face is so big I never noticed that big mole on his chin before. Its humungos! And hairy!

I'd never noticed that before. I guess thats what you get when they shrink you down small enough to be on tv.

When my show is over, dad helps me climb out of the tv set, but then the machine that shrinks me breaks and they cant get me back to normal size.

Its fine with me because I like being this size. Except when it was supper time I almost fell in my bowl of soup and drowned.

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It Was a Job at McDonald's for Pete's Sake!

It was a job at McDonald's for Pete's sake! Who gets fired from flipping burgers? And who cares if they get fired from flipping burgers? Nobody likes to smell like burger grease at the end of the day anyway, because when you go out on a date the girls don't say to you, "You smell so nice."

But mum and dad will get really mad, I know. They will say that it shows I lack responsibility and a work ethic. So I didn't go right home. I drove around town for two hours and got home just when I would have if I'd been working all afternoon.

But I didn't smell like burger grease, so mom knew I hadn't been at work.

"Where have you been?" she said.

I told her I was fired from McDonald's and waited for her to yell at me.

She smiled and said, "There will be other jobs," and "Do you want some apple pie with ice cream?"

I think someone stole my mum.

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FluffyFoo Hikes A Mountain

When I reached the top of the mountain, I was too tired to look at anything. I was exhausted. So I lay down on the rocks, with my backpack for a pillow, and I closed my eyes.

Three hours later I woke up, and I was in excrutiating pain. I looked around, but saw nothing that could be causing this.

Then I looked at my arm and it was bright red. I sunburned. All my friends were standing around laughing at me. And some strangers too.

I was mad, and I stomped off by myself. Then I got lost because it was getting dark and I was too mad to pay attention to the trail.

Then a bear came and saw me, and he was hungry. He growled and I screamed. Then he ate me and I died.

Wait. That can't be right. Hum.

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