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A Tale of 3/4 Puns or PU: My sister's love life
Posted by R. Wesley Lovil, May 17, 2009. 1222 views. ID = 2605

A Tale of 3/4 Puns or PU

Posted by R. Wesley Lovil, May 17, 2009. 1222 views. ID = 2605
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I used to be undecided about my sister's love life but now I just don't know.
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I would like to tell you about my sister Emma. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg but she broke it off. She called her next boyfriend a backward poet because he wrote inverse. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. Emma then started dating John Calendar but I knew it wouldn't last because every calendar's days are numbered. She said she loved her next boyfriend but stopped seeing him when he lost all of his toes in a mowing accident, I think she is lack-toes intolerant. Then there was Max, he didn't like to climb the hill to our house, he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max. Max and I used to play ball, you know I always wondered why the ball got bigger as it came nearer to you, and then it hit me. Max and Emma had a shotgun wedding, you know wife or death. With her marriage, my sis got a new name and a dress. After the honeymoon they opened a restaurant called "The Moon" it had good food but no atmosphere.

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This post has been awarded 30 stars by 6 readers.
This post is part of a writing prompt: A Series of Puns

Comments


Daisy
May 18, 2009
Ah, this is just too punny! I literally laughed out loud.
   ~Posted by Daisy, May 18, 2009

Scribbler
May 19, 2009
LOL! Just one groaner after another.
   ~Posted by Scribbler, May 19, 2009



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