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My Culinary Masterpiece
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Apr 7, 2009. 1936 views. ID = 2523
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My recipe begins with just a smidge
Of things I find left over in my fridge;
A bit of tartar sauce, a pickled beet,
A cup of curdled milk and myst'ry meat,
A chunk of cheddar cheese that's green,
A bit of coffee grounds, just for caffeine.
I mix in sugar, eggs, three cups of flour,
Then set the timer for a half an hour.
The smell that gently wafts throughout my home
Is like the sweet bouquet of fresh-turned loam.
My mind is dizzy with the happy thought
Of this, the masterpiece that I have wrought.
Oh, how I do adore my Easy-Bake,
So come, my friend, and have a piece of cake!
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Laura
Apr 7, 2009 | I'll pass, thanks :-D
~Posted by Laura, Apr 7, 2009 |
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