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The Toast - A Sonnet
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Nov 17, 2008. 1572 views. ID = 2013
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I raised my crystal glass to make a toast,
I lifted it on high, above my head;
Before I spoke a word or two at most,
That silly glass - it toasted me instead!
"My friend," it said, "if you will now permit,
I'd like to say, I am your biggest fan.
With grace and charm, good looks and clever wit,
You are my hero, and a super man."
Perplexed I paused to catch a breath of air,
And stared, astonished, at my bubbly drink.
It spoke again, with such dramatic flair,
And as it spoke, it gave a little wink.
"Why do you look at me with such disdain?
I'm just the complimentary champagne!"
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Comments
Hannah
Nov 17, 2008 | lol. that's awesome!
~Posted by Hannah, Nov 17, 2008 | 
Jeff Howe
Dec 15, 2008 | Fantasticly funny, great extended pun work all in strong sonnet form. Enjoyed immensely.
~Posted by Jeff Howe, Dec 15, 2008 | 
Jessablue
Feb 16, 2009 | Haha this is so great, I love it.
~Posted by Jessablue, Feb 16, 2009 |
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