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Hello Spammer. Hello Scammer
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Jan 21. 449 views. ID = 518
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 | Whew! This one took a while to write - don't be deceived by the time listed. I wrote it elsewhere and pasted it in.
This should be sung to the tune of Allan Sherman's song "Hello Mother, Hello Father". A song which, by the way, has a really weird rhythm/rhyme, and is not easy to write for! |  | This post has been awarded 50 stars by 11 readers. |
Hello spammer. Hello scammer.
Wish that you were in the slammer.
You are not so entertaining
Which is why I wrote this little song complaining.
Just this morning, Without warning,
We all started into mourning
For our long lost Uncle Roddy
Who has left ten million dollars to nobody.
Hello spammer. Hello scammer.
Wish that you had better grammar!
Hate to think that you get paid,
Maybe you should spend a year in second grade.
Hello spammer. Hello scammer.
I'd beat you with a sledge hammer,
But my mom says "Be forgiving,"
So I'll put my weapons down with great misgiving.
And tomorrow without sorrow
We'll mail you to Mount Kilimanjaro
There you'll be (by our criteria)
Much much closer to your homeland of Nigeria
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Comments
Rabbit Stu
Jan 22 | A couple explanatory comments: the second verse is referring to the "Next Of Kin Scam", in which the scam artist tries to convince you to fake being next of kin to a deceased millionaire.
Also, in the last verse, to make the rhythm work, criteria and nigeria have to be 3 syllable words: cry-tear-ya and ny-jeer-ya
~Posted by Rabbit Stu, Jan 22 | 
Katie
Jan 22 | ROFL!! *gasps for breath*
Oh it works perfectly!!! This is outstanding!
But you sir, have too much time on your hands. ;-)
~Posted by Katie, Jan 22 |
Rabbit Stu
Jan 22 | *grins*
Thanks!
~Posted by Rabbit Stu, Jan 22 |
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