| |
|
 |
Deliberate Ignorance
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Sep 8, 2008. 804 views. ID = 1689
This post was written in 5 minutes.
|
 | I was tempted to post this under the writing prompt for this week and say that my super-power is "finding out the truth!" |  | This post has been awarded 32 stars by 7 readers. |
In truth, I find it quite appalling When friends of mine who should know better, With ignorance extremely galling, Pass on a stupid spammy letter... About a thumb that's in a coke, Or beetles that are mashed and stewed And cause a little girl to choke, When served up in McDonald's food.
Deliberate ignorance is great! Deliberate ignorance is grand! Let's see which fools will take the bait, And spread our lies across the land!
"Bill Gates will give you all his dough!" "A baby born with seven heads!" "O'hare is banning Christian shows (even though she is long dead!)" "Obama won't salute the flag, Because he is unpatriotic," I wonder if it's just a gag; These letters are so idiotic.
Deliberate ignorance is great! Deliberate ignorance is grand! Let's see which fools will take the bait, And spread our lies across the land!
So when you get that stupid spam, Remember that each one's a test. It shows what sort of man I am; Am I a sucker, like the rest? Unlike those other foolish dopes, I will not spread their contradiction; I'll do my research here on "Snopes," Or look it up on "Truth or Fiction."
Deliberate ignorance is dumb! Deliberate ignorance is lame! So please don't let yourself succumb To playing in their stupid game!
Copyright 2008 Rabbit Stu. All rights reserved. FifteenMinutesOfFiction.com has been granted non-exclusive rights to display this work. For permission to reprint this item, please contact the author.
 | This post has been awarded 32 stars by 7 readers. |  | This is a revised version of a post. Click here to view the original version
|
Comments
|
|
|
|