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Advice For My Son
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Mar 28, 2008. 607 views. ID = 966
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My son, it's time to sit and talk
Of things that vex your mom and me;
We're sure we need to intervene,
And all the neighbors do agree.
We hate to see the hours you keep;
You're soon to bed and soon to rise -
Unless you want to feast on worms,
We feel this habit is unwise.
And all the time you spend outdoors;
You're out before the sun's first gleam.
Please spend your time at home instead;
Fresh air all day is quite extreme.
And son, your hobbies are absurd
We're sure you're making grave mistakes:
No matter how adept you are,
You should not juggle sharpened stakes.
We must address at last one thing
For which there is no good excuse:
You've shamed the vampire world, you see
By drinking naught but carrot juice.
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Comments
Katie
Mar 28, 2008 | LOL!
Carrot juice!? Yummy! :-)
~Posted by Katie, Mar 28, 2008 | 
pastorjon
Mar 28, 2008 | Well... I have to say...
I didn't see that coming!
~Posted by pastorjon, Mar 28, 2008 | 
Hannah
Mar 28, 2008 | This was really funny. I liked it a LOT! :)
~Posted by Hannah, Mar 28, 2008 | 
Kenzie Fell Down
Apr 4, 2008 | Clever.
~Posted by Kenzie Fell Down, Apr 4, 2008 |
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