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Peepul Axe Me If I Liek Skool: A poem about a boy who doesn't do very well in school, but loves it anyway.
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Oct 13, 2007. 2228 views. ID = 160

Peepul Axe Me If I Liek Skool

Posted by Rabbit Stu, Oct 13, 2007. 2228 views. ID = 160
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It was pointed out to me today that I don't know how to spell rhinonceros (rhinoceros). I'd like to blame that on my school, but I guess I can't. :)
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Peepul axe me if i liek skool;
And I sai I do, withowt a dowt.
But I confes that as a genral rool,
All my teechers long to herl me owt.

Cant multipli oar ad to sav my scin;
I tri my best but alwais fayl.
And wen I tri to spel, too my shagrin,
My teechers weap and tern kwite pail.

Histry, muzic, langwage arts -
They maik me tierd and hert my hed.
Stil i luv eech clas with al my hart;
Beets being boared at hoam insted.


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Comments


Josiah T.
Oct 13, 2007
What part of you do they axe?
   ~Posted by Josiah T., Oct 13, 2007

death_shadow
Oct 15, 2007
nice pun

hahahahah
   ~Posted by death_shadow, Oct 15, 2007

Mathax
Oct 30, 2007
Translator!
   ~Posted by Mathax, Oct 30, 2007



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