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Online Pharmacy: Email to a spammer who was advertising an online pharmacy.
Posted by Michael K, Jan 21, 2008. 1511 views. ID = 517

Online Pharmacy

Posted by Michael K, Jan 21, 2008. 1511 views. ID = 517
This post was written in 4 minutes.
I hate it when I get the same piece of junk mail over and over and over again.
This post has been awarded 22 stars by 6 readers.

Dear sir,

Thank you for sending me information about your online pharmacy. I was just wondering where in the world I was going to go to get my prescriptions filled, and then, lo and behold, there was your email.

And then there it was again.


And again.

And again.

No, that can't be right...surely you wouldn't be so dumb as to send me the same advertisement four times! It must be a problem with my eyes. I'm seeing double.

And triple.

And quadruple.

Maybe you should start advertising eye doctors instead.


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This post has been awarded 22 stars by 6 readers.
This post is part of a writing prompt: Letter To A Spammer

Comments


Mathax
Jan 21, 2008
Maybe HE needs his eyes checked. :-)
   ~Posted by Mathax, Jan 21, 2008



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