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My Campaign Speech for Someone Else ;-)
Posted by Josiah T., Oct 18, 2007. 532 views. ID = 190
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The first thing that I am going to say is "I am not campaigning for myself." Strange as that may seem, it's true. I am campaigning for a man well-known to us all. A hero, of sorts. He's brave, honest, and strong. His rod wields great power, and wields it fairly. Old, wise, and venerable, he is the perfect model of a president.
Unlike his opponent. His opponent is cruel and deceptive. This man, and I shudder to call him "man," is a diabolical fiend, bent on his own evil intentions. He cares nothing for the enviornment. The gears of his mind churn night and day, developing new schemes to further his enviornmental destruction.
My candidate cares greatly for the enviornment. He has dedicated great amounts of personal time to helping everything from trees to birds. He's helped farmers and warriors alike at different times, and even gone into battle himself. His greatest desire has always been to see evil eradicated.
For those reasons, I say: "Down with Saruman; GANDALF FOR PRESIDENT!"
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Comments
Teddy
Oct 18, 2007 | haha very funny. but what abot aragorn?
~Posted by Teddy, Oct 18, 2007 |
Josiah T.
Oct 18, 2007 | Ain't Aragorn already King of Gondor? :-P
~Posted by Josiah T., Oct 18, 2007 | 
Katie
Oct 18, 2007 | lol! Great one! :-)
~Posted by Katie, Oct 18, 2007 | 
Janee
Oct 18, 2007 | cute. did you think about it first, or just start writing?
~Posted by Janee, Oct 18, 2007 | 
Mathax
Oct 18, 2007 | Well, taking the campian bottens to good use.
~Posted by Mathax, Oct 18, 2007 |
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