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by Josiah T.


The following is a piece of writing submitted by Josiah T. on October 18, 2007
"Heh heh! *evil grin*"

My Campaign Speech for Someone Else ;-)

The first thing that I am going to say is "I am not campaigning for myself." Strange as that may seem, it's true. I am campaigning for a man well-known to us all. A hero, of sorts. He's brave, honest, and strong. His rod wields great power, and wields it fairly. Old, wise, and venerable, he is the perfect model of a president.

Unlike his opponent. His opponent is cruel and deceptive. This man, and I shudder to call him "man," is a diabolical fiend, bent on his own evil intentions. He cares nothing for the enviornment. The gears of his mind churn night and day, developing new schemes to further his enviornmental destruction.

My candidate cares greatly for the enviornment. He has dedicated great amounts of personal time to helping everything from trees to birds. He's helped farmers and warriors alike at different times, and even gone into battle himself. His greatest desire has always been to see evil eradicated.

For those reasons, I say: "Down with Saruman; GANDALF FOR PRESIDENT!"

The following is a piece of writing submitted by Josiah T. on November 6, 2007
"For this to make sense, you probably ought to check out the Campaign Speech prompt a few weeks ago....

*evil grin*"

Votes

Alright. Here it is. The day we've all been waiting for. Election day. Here's how I vote:


I vote for Gandalf as President of the United States of America!

I do not vote for Hope_sinks because I respect anyone who can lead the polls by twenty percent and NOT want the office!

I vote for Michael K, because I like my sleep too!

I do not vote for Rabbit Stu, because I like him right where he is writing silly poetry!

I vote for jujji becuase negative ad campaigns bother me too!

And finally (Drumroll please)

I vote for Douglas as FMOF Dougtator, because there's clearly no one better fit to rule and dicate a site like this as him!

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