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Pep Talk Grab-Bag: The Parrot's Last Words: What were the parrot's last words
Posted by wordsmith, Feb 16, 2009. 1194 views. ID = 2351

Pep Talk Grab-Bag: The Parrot's Last Words

Posted by wordsmith, Feb 16, 2009. 1194 views. ID = 2351
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The parrot gave a pep talk to me the other day,
It may sound rather silly, but this is what he had to say:

“You’re looking rather chunky; you might want to lose some weight.
It might increase your prospects of attracting a nice mate.”

“Nice try,” I said to the bird, “But my mind has been made up.
Us cats are a hungry species...” Then I gobbled him straight up.


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Comments


Douglas
Feb 16, 2009
Ha ha. Nice. :D
   ~Posted by Douglas, Feb 16, 2009

Sue Do Nim
Feb 23, 2009
I've read it twice and smiled both times.
   ~Posted by Sue Do Nim, Feb 23, 2009



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