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How to Drive a Sibling Mad: Step by step instructions on how my brother makes me crazy
Posted by wordsmith, May 4, 2009. 1378 views. ID = 2573

How to Drive a Sibling Mad

Posted by wordsmith, May 4, 2009. 1378 views. ID = 2573
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Written in ten minutes. I'm not sure if this fits the promt since it isn't a paragraph, but when I saw the prompt this is what I came up with.
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How do you drive a person to be totally insane?
How do you make them wish that they could get rid of their brain?
It's really very easy for a bro like you to do,
Just natter on inanely like you haven't got a clue,
Just keep on quoting Zim and Dib like you think that I would care,
And keep on sitting close to me and sucking up my air,
Just continue on existing like you have a right to live,
and lending movies to your friends that are not yours to give,
and begging me to cook for you and play you stupid games,
and making me so mad at you I might burst into flames.
But just remember this before you poke me one more time,
I know exactly where you sleep, and you have to sleep sometime.

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Comments


Silver Crow
May 16, 2009
What a mental picture - you bursting into flames! Ha!

Delightful little ditty! - Especially love the last two lines.

- Am going to steer my nieces and nephews who are sisters/brothers to this, and their mothers too- they'll get a kick out of it.
   ~Posted by Silver Crow, May 16, 2009

Silver Crow
May 16, 2009
Here's one to try on your bro:

Ask him this riddle:
"Inch-me and pinch-me went down to the lake.
Inch-me fell in, so who was left safe?"

(Then DO it!)
   ~Posted by Silver Crow, May 16, 2009



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