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A Recipe For Useless Junk
Posted by wordsmith, Oct 19, 2009. 1332 views. ID = 2909
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when making up this recipe the first thing that you need
is a bit of crinkly paper and pen that doesn't bleed
you'll also need a cupboard that's filled up with useless junk
and a giant steel mixing bowl that's bigger than a trunk
you add a pinch of this and that and taste along the way
with giant globs of you don't know but add it anyway
and every time you add a thing you take and write it down
then stir it up and watch it turn a kind of muddy brown
And once it's done you get to do the most important bit
you take a big old spoonful and you raise it to your lip
and , WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING!?! I didn't say to eat,
who eats a cure for bunions? You PUT IT ON YOUR FEET!
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Comments
Laura
Oct 19, 2009 | Haha, that was amazing! I could totally see that being performed as a skit or something...
~Posted by Laura, Oct 19, 2009 | 
Douglas
Oct 22, 2009 | Oh my word! This was so great! :D
~Posted by Douglas, Oct 22, 2009 | 
Boy
Oct 26, 2009 | Nice.
~Posted by Boy, Oct 26, 2009 | 
'Chelle
Nov 20, 2009 | Haha! I love being surprised at the end! Too funny!
~Posted by 'Chelle, Nov 20, 2009 |
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