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Top Ten Ways to Insult Your Friends with Mathematics
Posted by Douglas, May 4, 2010. 574 views. ID = 3539
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10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You’re not natural.
6. You’re so irrational.
5. You’re the limit.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You’re way off base.
2. You’re such a square.
1. Your friends are all imaginary.
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Comments
Laura
May 5, 2010 | So if these are ways to insult your friends, and you say #1 to one of them... what are you really saying about yourself?
~Posted by Laura, May 5, 2010 |
Douglas
May 5, 2010 | Once again, I bow to your superior intellect, friend. ;)
~Posted by Douglas, May 5, 2010 | 
Maine Character
May 6, 2010 | Wow Doug, wow. I thought about these and decided that I would be hurt by most of them. :( Also, could you explain #1?
~Posted by Maine Character, May 6, 2010 |
Douglas
May 6, 2010 | An obtuse triangle is a triangle which has one angle bigger than 90 degrees.
If I say you're obtuse, that means you're kind of slow, and you don't really figure things out too easily.
~Posted by Douglas, May 6, 2010 |
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