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I'm Not Fat!
Posted by Douglas, Jun 15, 2008. 1023 views. ID = 1387
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Okay, yes, I do like to eat. I enjoy cake and ice cream. I love pizza and I adore lasagna. I even like a salad once in awhile, as long as its got plenty of bacon bits and rich, creamy ranch dressing on it.
Okay, yes, I am a little overweight. I wear extra large T-shirts, and my waist is several inches larger than it was back when I was in college.
But no, I'm not fat. So stop poking me in the belly and expecting me to exclaim, "Ooh hoo!"
I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy!
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