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I'm Not Fat!: A short essay about my love for food...
Posted by Douglas, Jun 15, 2008. 2468 views. ID = 1387

I'm Not Fat!

Posted by Douglas, Jun 15, 2008. 2468 views. ID = 1387
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I said I'd do something a little more light-hearted this weekend. Here it is!
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Okay, yes, I do like to eat. I enjoy cake and ice cream. I love pizza and I adore lasagna. I even like a salad once in awhile, as long as its got plenty of bacon bits and rich, creamy ranch dressing on it.

Okay, yes, I am a little overweight. I wear extra large T-shirts, and my waist is several inches larger than it was back when I was in college.

But no, I'm not fat. So stop poking me in the belly and expecting me to exclaim, "Ooh hoo!"


I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy!

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Josiah T.
Jun 15, 2008
Cute... :-)
   ~Posted by Josiah T., Jun 15, 2008



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