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Fast Food Logic: The logic of fast food restaurant commercials amazes and astounds me
Posted by Douglas, May 15, 2008. 1725 views. ID = 1304

Fast Food Logic

Posted by Douglas, May 15, 2008. 1725 views. ID = 1304
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Last evening as I was watching some late night television, one of those fast food places had a commercial in which they raised an interesting question. "If hamburgers were meant to be frozen, wouldn't cows be from Antarctica?"

Unable to refute this astonishing logic, I instead chose to extend the logic and conclude, "If hamburgers were meant to be cooked, wouldn't cows be from the Sahara?"

Anyway, not really sure why, but I think I need to make a quick trip to the hospital.


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Josiah T.
May 15, 2008
Cute! :-)
   ~Posted by Josiah T., May 15, 2008

Mathax
May 15, 2008
Their logic escapes me.
   ~Posted by Mathax, May 15, 2008



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