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Contortionist
Posted by Douglas, Aug 14. 553 views. ID = 1593
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You might think that I'm a contortionist, but you'd be wrong. I don't have the agility for it. Even so, you might wonder why in the world I'm sitting slouched down on the sofa with one leg curled up under me, while the other is stretched out across the floor and my head is tipped sideways and slightly upward. You also might wonder why one of my hands is raised up over my head while my other hand is stretched up over the sofa's arm to hold my laptop at a thirty degree angle as it dangles precariously over the edge of nothing.
I'm not a contortionist, but a guy will do what a guy has to do to connect to the wireless network two houses down.
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Comments
Josiah T.
Aug 14 | ROFL :D
~Posted by Josiah T., Aug 14 | 
Kalie-j
Aug 15 | haha love it thank you Pastor Doug for that minute of laughter
~Posted by Kalie-j, Aug 15 | 
overmortal
Aug 15 | +1 internets to you, sir.
~Posted by overmortal, Aug 15 | 
ally
Aug 15 | hahaha, it reminds me of all the crazy positions you have to be in to get cell phone service in some places.
~Posted by ally, Aug 15 | 
Samantha
Sep 8 | Very good, and thank you for your comment.
~Posted by Samantha, Sep 8 | 
vessels
Nov 6 | This is realy funny. Good descriptive writing!
~Posted by vessels, Nov 6 |
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