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Rejection Letter: Joke based on some comments made in my last interview
Posted by Brian Sloan, May 8, 2015. 1120 views. ID = 6977

Rejection Letter

Posted by Brian Sloan, May 8, 2015. 1120 views. ID = 6977
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RE: Interview Results

Dear Mr. Jones;

We regret to inform you that we will not be offering you a position as a Senior Software Engineer within our company. Unfortunately, your degree in English is not quite the skill set we are looking for in terms of a Software Engineer. While we appreciate your essay on the emergence of individualism as a trope in modern graphic novels, it does not relate to the type of work we would be asking you to do for us. Kindly tell you and all of your friends to stop applying to technical positions with Liberal Arts degrees.

Brian Sloan
Senior Technical Manager, DefinitelyNotAFakeCompany

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