Writing Prompt: Letter To A Spammer

Spammers (people who send unsolicited emails) are the bane of the internet. If you were going to write a letter to a spammer, what would you say? Please remember that though you might be tempted to use plenty of profanity in this letter, profanity is strictly prohibited on this site! Need some ideas of different kinds of spam? This site may help: Anti Spam Site Click here to write!    Previous Prompt    Next Prompt    Index    Grab Bag

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Hello Spammer. Hello Scammer Hello Spammer, Hello Scammer - a song to be sung to the tune of Allan Sherman's 'Hello mother, hello father' Posted by Rabbit Stu, Jan 21, 2008

Response to a Pyramid Scam I type up a curteous repsonse to a not-so-curteous letter. Posted by Josiah T., Jan 21, 2008

Next of Kin Scam Response A lawyer contacted me about claiming money that belonged to a deceased billionaire with the same last name as me. Posted by Douglas, Jan 20, 2008

Letter To A Spammer this is not that long Posted by Mathax, Feb 1, 2008

Online Pharmacy Email to a spammer who was advertising an online pharmacy. Posted by Michael K, Jan 21, 2008

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