Writing Resources from Fifteen Minutes of Fiction

Toddler Conversation

The family has planned to go for a family trip to the riverside. The mother is packing everything essential and the father is taking care of the 3-year-old toddler with his clothes and bilk (so does he calls it).

Papa: Eddie, get into these pants and finish your bilk. Mama will come scolding us
Little Eddie: What is sholding, Papa?
Papa: Mama will be very angry on Papa for Eddie not drinking his bilk.
Little Eddie: But Eddie wanna plaaayyyy
Papa: Eddie can play a different game today after we go the riverside.
Little Eddie: But riverside will be crowdy
Papa: Crowded
Little Eddie: (giggling) Thas what Eddie meant

Papa took Eddie from the toy bike and kept on the kitchen counter. Eddie protested as Papa proceeded with pants.

Papa: If we don't wear pants, we won't be allowed inside the riverside park. We will have to pay more to the counter uncle
Eddie: Will Papa pwomise Eddie with three chockies?
Papa: Three Chockies? That will leave Eddie with no teeth. Little Eddie will look like old grandpa
Little Eddie: (with a disgusting face) But gwanpa got big mushie. Eddie hates mushies
Papa: Eddie like papa?
Little Eddie: Papa kishes soft. Eddie loves Eddie bigly
Papa: Papa loves Eddie more bigly

On seeing both Papa and Eddie having a little talk, Mama whistled and said: "Papa trying to bribe my chocky Cookie?"
Little Eddie: Noooo! Eddie loves Papa's Kishes and Papa loves Eddie bigly
Mama: (looking papa) And you were trying to correct his English?
Papa: Oh C'mon, he will learn day by day. I'll you what, he will become the greatest orator New Jersey will ever know
Little Pappa: What is oyator?
Papa: See? He asks a lot and thus he will learn a lot!
Mama: Yeah. At least he won't become a terrible guy like you whose flirting skills cannot be compared to the known abilities of humankind.
Papa: Sigh
Little Eddie: Ooh! Mama uses big words. Is Papa is trouble?
Papa: Ninja mode ONN!!
Little Eddie: (shouting)aaaann!
Mama: Sigh

Papa parked the car and went to the counter to the park. Being acquainted with the counter guy before, Papa left Little Eddie with the guy and went to help Mama with the bags.

On reaching back the counter, Papa and Mama noticed the counter guy having a chat with Little Eddie

Counter Guy: He is ready to pay extra fee on your behalf it seems
Papa: Extra fee? Why Eddie?
Little Eddie: (on the verge of tears)Papa is not wearing any pants. Eddie was late and Papa forget to wear pants
Papa realize he was wearing the picnic shorts and thought about a hundredth time that he didn't deny Mama's decision on adopting his life's only blessing after mom in the form of a one-year-old!

Happy ever after!

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