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The Relationship Fixer

Do you have problems with your relationships? Do you find yourself getting angry at your customers, your children, your spouse -- everyone? We have just the thing for you. Introducing The Relationship Fixer.

How does it work, you ask? Simple. We will send you your Relationship Fixer in the mail and, after you unwrap it, you will simply need to charge it for use. Charging your appliance is as simple as getting into your vehicle and driving to any remote location where people cannot see you, hear you, or contact you in any way. Once you get to your desired destination the Relationship Fixer will have a full charge. Exit your vehicle and enjoy the peace and quiet of fully restored relationships!

How much is it, you ask? The Relationship Fixer can be yours for the low, low price of one dollar. That's right, just one dollar. Send us a SASE with one dollar and we'll send you a Relationship Fixer along with instructions on safe use and care.

Don't wait, this offer is only valid while supplies last.

WARNING: Battery life is dependent on proximity to other people.

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