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Jerkules: A Hero's Warning
Posted by clayman, Mar 22, 2009. 1710 views. ID = 2479

Jerkules

Posted by clayman, Mar 22, 2009. 1710 views. ID = 2479
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Take it from me, Zeus is a chump
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Hero? I feel like a zero.
Nothing but labor - steal this, kill that, and clean up that horse mess while you're at it...
And believe me, the girdle wasn't worth it.
And those Sirens? Well, that's exactly what they sounded like - why do you think I plugged my ears? They had to tie me to the mast to keep me from strangling those out-of-tune bimbos. They sounded like Britney at a bad soundcheck where her actual miked voice somehow leaked into the PA - multiplied by five...
Look, just stay home, trust me, being an average Joe Lunchbox is mythical enough.

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