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Shut up Spock, we're coming to rescue you.
Why, thank you, Captain McCoy.
Just give me the book and no one gets hurt.
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Emmett - "D, kid, you're a mess."
Edward - "Bite me."
Oh, for the love of all that was holy, would the catastophes never end?
Edward - "Hey, Charlie."
Bella - "No!"
Edward - "What?"
Bella - "Wait 'til he hangs his gun up!"
"Hard to feel confident when you're surrounded by horse-sized wolves."
"If we could bottle your luck we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands."
If you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them.
My stupid what?
No filter between brain and mouth.
Misspelled words pains me. It actually physically pains me.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes...they're cool.
The "Big Bang" theory:
~Edited by KC Rell, Mar 27, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Gilmore Girls!!!! :D
Sookie: Do you feel like duck? (to eat)
Lorelai: Ooh, if it's made with chicken, definitely.
Luke: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
Rory: So, do we go in or do we just stand here reenacting the Little Match Girl?
Rory: So Grandpa, how's the insurance biz?
Richard: Oh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.
Lorelai: Well, at least you have your new slogan.
Lorelai: (frustrated) Speaking of which, I'm going to get a Coke. Or a knife.
Lorelai: So how much did you hear?
Rory: Not much, you know, snippets.
Rory: Little snippets.
Lorelai: So basically everything?
Rory: Basically, yes.
Lorelai: So, tell me about the guy.
Rory: You know what's really special about our relationship? The total understanding about the need for one's privacy. I mean, you really understand boundaries.
Lorelai: Uh-huh. So tell me about the guy.
Lorelai: I'm going to find out anyway.
Lorelai: I'll spy.
Rory: Wait, shouldn't you be baking?
Lorelai: I don't know, shouldn't you be knitting?
Max: Do you like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.
Lane: They said that they rolled her (the dead cat's) body into a lamp.
Lane: Did you laugh?
(Rory shakes her head)
Lane: Did you want to?
Dean: Do you have a second?
Rory: No, I have gum.
Babette: They (kids) grow up so fast.
Lorelai: And then they take your clothes.
Richard: What did I miss?
Lorelai: I was being impossible and then I turned into a Jewish comedian.
Richard: Oh, continue.
Rory: Mom's famous for her blowouts.
Lorelai: The best one was her 8th birthday.
Rory: Oh yeah, that was good.
Lorelai: The cops shut us down.
Luke: The cops shut down an 8-year-olds birthday party?
Rory: And arrested the clown.
Luke: I don't want to hear any more of this.
Richard: Well, one wrong man can always find friends.
Rory: I now officially know what it feels like to have grown up here. (talking of her grandparents' house.)
Lorelai: Hmm. It's not official until you're huddled in a corner, eating your hair.
Lorelai: Well, you know what they say when you assume things.
Emily: No, what?
Emily: Very clever.
(these are me)
I'm not antisocial. I just don't like you.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on. :)
I write because my characters won't leave me alone.
(end of me :D)
Don't judge a book by its OBSESSIVE fangirls.
"Shut up. Please, Seth."
You're wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be WRONG.
I'm a duck. So, like, quack and stuff.
~Edited by KC Rell, May 14, 2009 at 2:46 PM
I write because my characters won't leave me alone.
I haven't seen you write anything recently. :P
Ah, but you forget...I write outside FMOF, too ^^; Currently working on a book right now...not going so well D: But it's a work in progress. And I'm not one of those people who can just assign myself to write stuff. I have to wait for inspiration to hit me.
Anyways, some new good quotes...
Recent statistics show every 1 in 4 Americans have some sort of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they're okay...it's you.
Friends stop to task you if you're okay. Best friends scream "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!"
Chuck Norris could win a staring contest against the sun.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.
When I say LOL I'm not really laughing out loud...there's just nothing better to say.
Remember your priorities...
If the house burns down, save my books.
Exercise hard, eat right, die anyway.
I smile because you think I'm crazy...
I laugh because you don't know the half of it.
I randomly quote movie lines.
Cool kids watch Disney movies and laugh at all the dirty jokes we missed when we were younger.
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
You laugh because you think you're funny. I laugh because you think you're funny.
Bella: "Nothing. I just hadn't realized before. Did you know, you're sort of beautiful?"
Jacob: "You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you?"
Bella: "I'm serious."
Jacob: "Well then thank you. Sort of."
Bella: "You're sort of welcome."
Sometimes I wonder why that frisbee's getting closer...then it hits me.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
So, Brom trained Harry in the Jedi way so he could go through the wardrobe to get to Mordor to fight the Volturi.
Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
~Edited by KC Rell, Apr 13, 2009 at 10:10 AM
These are some of my all-time favorite quotes from my all-time favorite movies...
[starts to close trunk]
Jack: Wait, what do I get?
[Bobby hands him a crowbar] Here you go, sweetheart, poke 'em with that.
Jack: [insulted] Thanks.
Camille Mercer: Bobby! You told me you weren't gonna let him get hurt!
Bobby: He breathin'.
Jeremiah: Mom always said, as bright as Bobby is, he just doesn't like to think.
Sofi: Angel, why you let him talk to me like that?
Bobby: Because I speak-a Spanish!
And another movie...
Roy: What's that?
Roy: Where'd you get it?
Alexandria: The chapel.
Roy: I'm sorry I shouted at you. I was angry.
Alexandria: No problem.
Roy: Are you trying to save my soul?
Roy: Are you trying to save my soul? Do you understand me?
Roy: Did you understand what I meant?
Alexandria: What you said?
Roy: I said, are you trying to save my soul? Giving me that?
Alexandria: What mean that?
Roy: The Eucharist.
Roy: The Eucharist. The thing you gave me. It's a... it saves your soul.
Alexandria: Hmm? The thing I give you... what?
Roy: The little piece of bread that you just gave me. It saves your soul.
Alexandria: What? What? *What*?
[referring to attached case with ticking timer on the side]
Jerry: Coffee machines have timers...
Rachel: Yes, Jerry, it's a coffee machine.
Rachel: So you don't know anything about Sam?
Jerry: What, you mean your son? No, I know nothing. Just like you don't know how to drive! Use the clutch before you shift, not while you shift!
Rachel: I don't need driving lessons from you, ahole!
Jerry: What, you drive like this and I'm the ahole?
And of course I have to add this movie too ^^ Halfway because it's amazing and halfway because I love Mark Wahlberg :D He also plays "Bobby" from the quotes before.
Bob Lee Swagger: You don't understand how serious this is. They killed my dog.
Bob Lee Swagger: Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.
~Edited by KC Rell, Apr 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Nine Companions, so be it. You will be the fellowship of the ring.
Great, now where are we going?
Warning, you're being over run with Hobbits.
~Edited by Mathax, Apr 18, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Did you know that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population?
Why do you have to line up shortest to tallest in fire drills? Do tall people burn the slowest?
Sometimes I wish my mouth had a backspace key.
I'm dead serious I have a song for EVERYTHING...
I didn't trip. I was just testing the gravity...
It still works.
I don't understand white crayons. Why are they here? What do they want from us?
Nature's little speed bumps.
Homer Simpson: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!
Russ Cargill: Springfield has become...
Man: Woooo! Springfield!
Russ Cargill: ...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.
Krusty: Drama queen!
Krusty: Perfect. Cut. Print. Kill the pig.
Homer Simpson: What... you can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
NSA Worker: Hey everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone we're looking for! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
Russ Cargill: Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.
President Schwarzenegger: Ok, I pick 3!
Russ Cargill: Try again.
President Schwarzenegger: 1!
Russ Cargill: Go higher.
President Schwarzenegger: 5?
Russ Cargill: Too high.
President Schwarzenegger: 3?
Russ Cargill: You already said 3.
President Schwarzenegger: 6?
Russ Cargill: There is no 6.
President Schwarzenegger: 2?
Russ Cargill: Double it.
President Schwarzenegger: 4!
Russ Cargill: As you wish, sir.
Russ Cargill: I was tricked by an idiot!
Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.
~Edited by KC Rell, Apr 19, 2009 at 8:14 PM
They have a cave troll
Mordor, the one place in the world that we don't want to see any closer and the one place we're trying to get to.
Friends will pick you up when you fall. Best friends laugh in your face then trip you again.
A discussion where you're right but he just hasn't realized it yet.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
Time for Maximum Ride again! :)
Fang: "Bicycle messenger took an Eraser out!"
Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.
Here's something that might not occur to you: If a state trooper sees a weird, patchwork Toyota Echo hurtling down I-95, and it looks like half of a small country is immigrating to the States in this one little car, you might get stopped.
[After being shot in the wing and surounded by baddies]
Max: Oh. Maybe I could do a....Oh. Right. Max no fly. Bummer.
You can lock Gazzy in a room with a bowl of jello and dental floss and he'd still find a way to make something blow up.
Gazzy: Is there a mess hall? Can I drive a tank? Can I see the weapons? Are there explosives?
Man in training camp: Yes to mess hall, no to the tank, major no to the weapons, and explosives are nothing you'll get close to.
Q: You're presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?
A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt over from below. It takes teamwork!
BKA (bird-kid answer): Or, you could just, like, fly over it.
Q: Is there anything a bird kid can't do?
A: No. Apparently not.
BKA: Well, we still totally fall down on the table-manners department. I'm just saying.
Palmer: She's a child!
Max: She's a sneaky and devious child.
Max: Gazzy, I swear to God, if you've stolen a nuclear device, I will--
Gazzy: It's not nuclear!
Max: Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?
Lieutenant Colonel: Pearl Harbor is the most famous U.S. military base in the world. It's the only place on U.S. soil that has been attacked in a war, since the Revolutionary War.
None of this was ringing a bell.
Gazzy: It was a movie with Ben Affleck.
Ah. Now I remembered.
~Edited by KC Rell, Apr 22, 2009 at 11:20 PM
Why do women try to fix things that don't need fixing.
Because it gives us a warm feeling inside.
So does scotch and you don't lose a house to scotch.
NCIS Minimum security
If you listen hard you can hear the sound of 10 million teens moving to Forks, Washington.
Disney movies...much dirtier than I remembered!
Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
What does it mean when a preacher says inclusion?
Not a thing.
Colonial Hogan isn't your superior office he is a prisoner. I know he doesn't act like one.
Ok so I just started watching this TV show and I like it so far :P
Judy: You kids shouldn't drink alcohol. It's dangerous and makes you do stupid things.
Bill: [laughs] Hey, Judy, remember that time when I was a senior in high school, and got so drunk that I...
Bill: uh, fell to my death?
Judy: Come on in, kids, Dad took care of dinner!
Tina: Yay, pizza!
Judy: No, he made a meal.
Tina: Yay, frozen pizza!
Judy: Can somebody get that?
(end of movie quotes)
"Is he your warden now, too? You know, I saw on the news last week an article about abusive teenage relationships and--"
"Okay! Time for the werewolf to get out."
"Bye, Bells. Be sure you ask permission."
We'll be friends until we're old and senile.
Then we'll be NEW friends!
Whenever I feel blue I start breathing again.
I don't need to "get a life." I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives.
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
-Michael Scott (The Office)
~Edited by KC Rell, May 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM
This is from the New Star Trek Movie. It's trailers and clips.
"I like this ship, it's exciting."
"Who are you?
I'm with him/He's with me.
We are traveling at Warp speed how did you manage to beam aboard this ship?
Your the genus you figure it out.
As acting Captain of this vessel I order you to answer the question.
Well I'm not telling acting Captain. What that doesn't frustration you, my lack of cooperation, that doesn't make you angry.
Are you a member of star fleet?
Um, Yes can I get a towel?
Under penalty of court marshal I order you to explain to me how you were able to beam aboard this ship at high warp.
Don't answer him.
You WILL answer me."
"You can be an officer in 4 years and have your own ship in 8.
Lets do it in 3"
Me talking to a friend:
Friend: Well that was fun, even if I kept you up until this morning.
Me: Yes it was, What are you doing this evening?
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes.
I didn't fall, I just decided to quickly lay on the ground.
I miss you.
Here, have a hug.
So much to do, so little people to do it for me.
If the normal human flu kills 36,000 American's each year, why is everyone so concerned about 160 deaths worldwide from the swine flu?
What's so "fun-sized" about less candy?
"Kukucachu got screwed."
"Never, in the nearly four hundred years now since I was born, have I ever seen anything to make me doubt whether God exists in some form or the other. I'm sure all of this sounds a little bizarre, coming from a vampire. But I'm hoping that there is still a point to this life, even for us. It's a long shot, I'll admit. By all accounts, we're * regardless. But I hope, maybe foolishly, that we'll get some measure of credit for trying."
People said a black man would be president "when pigs fly."...100 days after Obama took office...swine flu.
My name is awesomeness.
A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
~Edited by KC Rell, May 7, 2009 at 10:15 PM
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