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Posted at: Dec 6, 2008 at 7:54 PM 
Worf, Do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
No Sir, I have not had time to meet all the new crew members since I came aboard.

Posted at: Dec 6, 2008 at 8:56 PM 
Is this how a star fleet officer pleads for his life?

Oh, I'm not pleading for my life, I'm pleading for yours.

Posted at: Dec 21, 2008 at 12:10 PM 
The word Became flesh and moved into the Neighborhood.

Posted at: Dec 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM 
Even if it is to a height of 10000 feet Georg believes in rising to the accusation.
Sound of Music

Posted at: Dec 24, 2008 at 12:43 PM 
My two favorite characters to quote are Lorelai and Luke, but especially Luke. He's so funny and sarcastic. :D

Taylor: [Luke won't give out free coffee at the dance marathon] You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny Tim, wouldn't you?
Luke: If he asked for a free cup of coffee, Gimpy's goin' down.

Lorelai: Well, then I'm stuck here.
Luke: Good, cuz I need my truck back.
Lorelai: Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.
Luke: I'm not taking the mattress.
Lorelai: Then let me take the truck.
Luke: But that means you take the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: But that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.
Lorelai: I can't take the mattress.
Luke: Then you can't have the truck.
Lorelai: And that sticks you with the mattress.
Luke: We've been here before.
Lorelai: I recognize that tree.

"It's like my life isn't even real to me unless you're there, and you're in it, and I'm sharing it with you. And I don't know what I was waiting for, and I don't know what I was scared of, but I'm not. I'm not scared, and I'm not waiting. I'm here." -Luke Danes

Lorelai: Hey, do you remember the first time we met?
Luke: What?
Lorelai: I'm just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
Luke:It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day, the place was packed, and this person...
Lorelai: Ooh, is it me? Is it me?
Luke: This person comes tearing into the place in a caffeine frenzy.
Lorelai: Ooh, it's me.
Luke: I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee, so I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. So finally I turn to her, and I tell her she's being annoying - sit down, shut up, I'll get to her when I get to her.
Lorelai: Y'know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful.
Luke: She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn't tell her. She wouldn't stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.
Lorelai: God, seriously. You wrote the menu, didn't you?
Luke: So I'm looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written 'You will meet an annoying woman today. Give her coffee and she'll go away.' I gave her coffee.
Lorelai: But she didn't go away.
Luke: She told me to hold on to that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and carry it around with me -
[takes a piece of paper from his wallet and gives it to her]
Luke: one day it would bring me luck.
Lorelai: Well, man, I will say anything for a cup of coffee (Looks at paper) Um... I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet?
Lorelai: You kept this in your wallet....
Luke: Eight years.
Lorelai: Eight years...

"This tastes pink. Really pink. It's like drinking a My Little Pony." -Luke Danes

Lorelai: What is the special omelet?
Luke: You won't like it.
Lorelai: How do you know?
Luke: 'Cause you've been eating here for years and I know what you like and you won't like it.
Lorelai: Can I at least here what it is?
Luke: Fine. It's three eggs with bits of bacon...
Lorelai: I like bacon.
Luke: Cubed tomatoes...
Lorelai: Sounds good.
Luke: Swiss cheese and a dash of oregano.
Lorelai: A dash he says.
Luke: I've got other customers here.
Lorelai: I’m gonna go with the special omelet.
Luke: Okay.
Lorelai: With a side of bacon.
Luke: There’s bacon in the omelet.
Lorelai: Oh, then skip the bacon.
Luke: The side of bacon?
Lorelai: The bacon in the omelet.
Luke: Hold the bacon.
Lorelai: Can I get Jack cheese?
Luke: On the side?
Lorelai: Instead of Swiss. Swiss is so stringy.
Luke: Fine, Jack cheese.
Lorelai: Also, I think I’m allergic to oregano so hold that, too, and some coffee.
Luke: So, just the eggs, tomatoes, and Jack cheese.
Lorelai: Not too many tomatoes.
Luke: Light on the tomatoes.
Lorelai: Very light; just a teeny-tiny amount, practically none.
Luke: I’m skipping the tomatoes. It’s an omelet with Jack cheese.
Lorelai: Perfect.
Luke: You did this on purpose.
Lorelai: Did what?

Luke: Rory's not here yet.
Lorelai: Now you have to entertain me. Dance, burger boy!
Luke: Will you marry me?
Lorelai: ...What?...
Luke: Just something to shut you up.

Luke: This whole town should be medicated and put in padded rec-rooms with ping-pong tables and hand puppets!

"Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." -Luke Danes

Posted at: Dec 25, 2008 at 7:43 PM 
Ok, I just watched star wars the clone wars.
Some clone troopers are fighting a legion of droids as the droids approach the general of the clones says: "Surrender we out number you."
The droid says: "I don't think so," and starts counting "1, 2, 3, " That is when general Kenobi shows up.

The droids in this one are much more funny in this one than the others.
~Edited by Mathax, Dec 25, 2008 at 7:44 PM

Josiah T.
Posted at: Dec 28, 2008 at 5:28 PM 
That was a really awful movie. Like, really really really awful movie.

Posted at: Jan 3, 2009 at 7:40 PM 
I'm picking up some intense gravimetric readings, and their not coming from the star.

How can that be there aren't any planets in this system.

There are now.

Star Trek DS9 Miridan

Posted at: Jan 11, 2009 at 6:37 PM 
I just finished the funniest and greatest book of all time! Yes, I'm a little old for them, but everyone gets a little guilty pleasure, right? The book series is called Maximum Ride by James Patterson. So far I've read the first two and am eagerly waiting for money to buy the third and fourth ones! So, my new favorite quotes are....

"I could do without a dose of hateful today, thanks." -Max

"Your happy glow. It's blinding." -Fang

"Of course the prince gets the bed all to himself." -Max
"The prince has a gaping side wound." -Fang

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

and a few more not from Maximum Ride....

"Look! Someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!" -?

"In my world everyone is a pony and they eat butterflies and poop rainbows!" - the weird/cute/freaky thing on Horton Hears a Who, one of my favorite movies this year

Posted at: Jan 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM 
No God, No Peace, Know God, Know Peace.

Posted at: Jan 19, 2009 at 10:00 AM 
CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI: System Can't See It
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- DOS: Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
- PnP: Plug and Pray
- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM: I Blame Microsoft
- DEC: Do Expect Cuts
- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- CA: Constant Acquisitions
- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

Michael Pratt
Posted at: Jan 20, 2009 at 5:49 AM 
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
(John 14:6)

Michael Pratt
Posted at: Jan 20, 2009 at 5:49 AM 
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
(John 14:6)

Posted at: Jan 21, 2009 at 6:57 PM 
The driver says it's water, Schultz says it's water, now Klink says it's water. With those three men of integrity I know one thing.
What Hogan?
It ain't water.
Hogan's Heroes.

Posted at: Feb 3, 2009 at 10:11 AM 
"Please wait one moment. I know that you must be nervous standing in front of the class giving a recitation of geography, but there will come a time in your life, after you graduate, where you will probably be speaking to many people at once. Therefore, don't be nervous, and remember your adjective endings."

-My Russian professor after one of the brightest students in the class stood up in front of the class to recite a geography paper (in Russian) and didn't put the correct ending on his adjective. (We all forget to do that sometimes.) :-)

I like my Russian professor. She's a riot. :-)

Posted at: Feb 3, 2009 at 8:19 PM 
I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.

Jorge Luis Borges

Posted at: Feb 11, 2009 at 12:47 PM 
"Do you like mustard?" -Sterling Red

Posted at: Feb 11, 2009 at 12:48 PM 
"My eyes flickered when I heard the voice in my head.... You mean you don't have one? You can get them at Target." -Max

"If I stopped drinking the coffee, I'd stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing." -Lorelai Gilmore

Life is short. Make fun of it.

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.

So this is what hope feels like. Huh. Reminds me of nausea.

"You threw a frying pan at Taylor's head without me there? I hate you." -Lorelai Gilmore

Posted at: Feb 11, 2009 at 12:54 PM 
"From time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. Dwight,
At 8 AM today someone poisons the coffee. Do NOT drink the coffee. More instructions to follow.
Future Dwight " -Jim

"Where have you been? And don't say the bathroom 'cause I kicked in all the stalls." -Dwight Shrute

Why kill them with kindness when you can use an axe?

Posted at: Feb 12, 2009 at 11:59 AM 
Love isn't finding someone you can live with. It's finding someone you can't live without.
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