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Mathax
Posted at: Oct 24, 2008 at 6:30 PM 
I didn't know elves glow in the dark.
Josiah Twitchell

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 24, 2008 at 6:45 PM 
It comes in Pints? I'm getting one.
Hey, you've had a whole half already.
TLOTR

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 24, 2008 at 7:30 PM 
You have my sword,
And my Bow,
And my Axe.

Anyway you need people of our inteligence on this mission, Quest, thing.
That rules you out pip.

TLOTR

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 7, 2008 at 7:11 PM 
Riders of Rohan what news from the mark?

Josiah T.
Posted at: Nov 9, 2008 at 12:27 PM 
'thiax: "Thank you. You just compared me to Q."

Kate: "Yeah, all the obnoxiousness without the omnipotence"

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 9, 2008 at 3:58 PM 
But I do know everything.

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 15, 2008 at 7:58 PM 
I don't doubt his heart.
Only the reach of his arm.
TLOTR TROTK

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 17, 2008 at 6:51 PM 
We waste time.
So you don't have to.
~Edited by Mathax, Nov 17, 2008 at 7:13 PM

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 17, 2008 at 7:44 PM 
Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!!

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 17, 2008 at 7:46 PM 
The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration!

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons .

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 17, 2008 at 7:50 PM 
God is dead! - Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead! - God

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 28, 2008 at 6:19 PM 
Transport complete.
I got 47 out of 150.

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 28, 2008 at 8:14 PM 
Who the hell are you?
He's Captain James T. Kirk. Don't you read history?

Later
Yes I do read history unless I am much mistaken your dead.

Star Trek Generations

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 28, 2008 at 8:17 PM 
Did we do it? Did we make a difference?

Last words from ST Generations

Hannah
Posted at: Nov 28, 2008 at 9:45 PM 
Hahahahaha. Governmentium. That's awesome.

"Boys are so confusing. I don't know why they say Venus and Mars. I mean, Mars and Venus at least have something in common. They're planets. It's more like Mars and a bowl of soup." -Rory Gilmore

Rory: If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
Lorelai: Not fair! The cake doesn't have legs!

''Rory, the penal system is not something we enjoy. It's something with a name that makes us giggle.'' -Lorelai Gilmore

Emily: You call that a mistake?
Lorelai: Well, I tried to call it Al, but it would only answer to Mistake.

Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: How does ink come out of pens?
Luke: All right, there is such a thing.

{{and the funniest ever}}
Rory: "So, is this party Grandma's having gonna be a big deal?"
Lorelai: "Not really... The government will close that day. Flags will fly at half-mast. Barbra Streisand will give her final concert…again. Now, the Pope has previous plans, but he's trying to get out of them. However, Elvis and Jim Morrison are coming and they're bringing chips."
Rory: "You ask a simple question…"

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 30, 2008 at 5:04 PM 
Kittens, NOW Tax deductible.

icanhascheezburger.com

Mathax
Posted at: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:27 PM 
How do you feel?

ST TVH

Mathax
Posted at: Dec 5, 2008 at 7:37 PM 
You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?

SAME

Mathax
Posted at: Dec 5, 2008 at 8:01 PM 
What does it mean exact change?
Same

Mathax
Posted at: Dec 6, 2008 at 7:37 PM 
Yuch.
Yuch? I kissed you and you said yuch?
I've never kissed you with a beard before.

ST I
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