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ally
Posted at: Aug 15, 2008 at 4:43 PM 
I have a huuuge list of favorite quotes ... so I guess these are my very very favorite ones.

"There's a voice inside you that tells you what you should do."
- Alan Rickman <3

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth can get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier, what you want is simply expensive."
- The Prestige

"So-called “global warming” is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable. Don’t let them get away with it!"
- Chip Giller

Mathax
Posted at: Aug 19, 2008 at 7:08 PM 
This thing got any more?

Hang on.

To what?

Spider man 3

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 1, 2008 at 5:43 PM 
I shall order Scotty to take command.

Don't you think you should check with me first?
TOS
Star trek Amock time

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 4, 2008 at 6:22 AM 
Matthias, now I really have problems. I can't find the Help.

Hannah Sawyer
Fighting with word 2007.

Katie
Posted at: Sep 4, 2008 at 8:41 AM 
"I can talk, I just don't look like it." - He'll remain anonymous for the time being. ;-)

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 6, 2008 at 5:53 PM 
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
Star wars

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 11, 2008 at 8:48 AM 
caller "How much do you charge to nuke a computer"
Me "That depends on how thourly you want you computer blown up."

Katie
Posted at: Sep 15, 2008 at 12:57 PM 
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caller "How much do you charge to nuke a computer"
Me "That depends on how thourly you want you computer blown up."

Ok, yeah, that one's good. :-)

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 16, 2008 at 5:45 PM 
If you were dropped into a calculus class you would probly run into the night screaming.

Except those of you who were born at a calculus level.

From My Math class 101

Angel27265
Posted at: Sep 17, 2008 at 6:13 PM 
Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 27, 2008 at 2:17 PM 
Only Microsoft would come up with something that you have to click "start" to shut down.

Katie
Posted at: Oct 5, 2008 at 7:35 AM 
Josiah: I'm faster than the speed of our network.

Me: It's Super Comp Tech!

;-)

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 5, 2008 at 12:27 PM 
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
Garfield
Jan, 19, 1982

Josiah T.
Posted at: Oct 9, 2008 at 12:44 PM 
"Dull moments were few at the knife sharpening contest" - sign by the side of the road

Hannah
Posted at: Oct 9, 2008 at 7:27 PM 
My favorite quotes are from the TV show Gilmore Girls.

Rory: What are you doing?
Luke: Staring at my shoes.
Rory: Ok, carry on.

"What? You'll do what? I'd like to hear in your most condescending tone what my punishment will be if I don't fill out these forms in a timely manner. Are there bamboo shoots involved? Some sort of dark, deep hole in the ground? Rats nibbling at my toes?" ~Emily Gilmore

(talking about her dad)
"He went to work, he came home, he read the paper, he went to bed, I snuck out the window. Simple." ~Lorelai Gilmore

(it's Rory's birthday)
Rory: I'll be back in time to help you decorate.
Lorelai: No, you do not work, you lounge around and mock those who are, have I taught you nothing?

Rory: I guess I should go find Grandma.
Lorelai: Give her a minute...
{Emily enters room}
Emily: There you are!
Lorelai: She'll find us.

Lorelai: So where did you say dad was?
Emily: Away on business.
Lorelai: Location's top secret?
Emily: Oh, Germany.
Lorelai: Dad's firm insuring Nazi's now?
Emily: Your father doesn't know any Nazi's.
Lorelai: I know Mom, I was just...
Emily: What?
Rory: Joking. She was joking.
Emily: Oh, hard to tell.
Lorelai: Yeah, well...
----------------------------
Emily: Oh, wait, Rudolph Gottfried.
Lorelai: Another cousin.
Emily: No, a Nazi that we knew. I'd forgotten. We stayed with him once in Munich. Nice old man; interesting stories.
Lorelai: Mom, you-you socialized with a known Nazi? That's despicable. That's heinous.
Emily: No, dear, that was a joke.

Sookie: Where's your Pate?
Lorelai: At Zsa Zsa Gabor's house.

And also, though this isn't on Gilmore Girls, "Your sole purpose on life may only be as a warning to others." ~no idea :P
~Edited by Hannah, Oct 9, 2008 at 7:29 PM

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 10, 2008 at 6:43 PM 
Captain, are you aware that you have a Klingon on your bridge?

Yes, that's not the Klingon you should be worried about, switch to aft view maximum magnification. Those are.

I suggest that you cloak.

We lost our Cloak rescuing you.

Star trek DS9 Way of the warrior.

Sylavash
Posted at: Oct 12, 2008 at 7:34 AM 
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You pull a stunt like that again and I'll court-marshal you, Or I'll promote you either way you'll be in a lot of trouble.

This really sounds like a M*A*S*H* Quote, Like Colonel potter talking to Hawkeye Peirce.
can't remember just what about though...

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 12, 2008 at 12:11 PM 
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You pull a stunt like that again and I'll court-marshal you, Or I'll promote you either way you'll be in a lot of trouble.

This really sounds like a M*A*S*H* Quote, Like Colonel potter talking to Hawkeye Peirce.
can't remember just what about though...
No it's about when Captain Sisko from star trek Disobeys orders and makes a really big victory.

Brett G. Rudder
Posted at: Oct 15, 2008 at 1:23 PM 
"It's not who I am underneath...But what I do that defines me."

Batman

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 24, 2008 at 6:28 PM 
Confound you Sam-wise Gamgee. Have you been eves dropping?
Gandalf I haven't been dropping no eves sir.
Lord of the rings
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