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Boy
Posted at: Oct 30, 2009 at 12:08 AM 
My favorite Quote is from in several books:

"...but if he was to have a little accident..."

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 1, 2009 at 1:53 PM 
* Customer: "I have MS Office, but whenever I try to make a backup of the disks, my machine says it's not able to. Can you give me Microsoft's telephone number so I can call them and complain?"
* Tech Support: (grinning ecstatically) "OF COURSE I CAN!!!!!!"

robin
Posted at: Nov 19, 2009 at 11:58 PM 
I got this quote stuck in my head.
what's up doc

Mathax
Posted at: Nov 29, 2009 at 7:13 PM 
What You said: Honey take the dogs in the house, I'll park the car.

What Dogs hear: Dogs Park Car

Mathax
Posted at: Dec 8, 2009 at 7:07 PM 
come to the dark side.





and bring lightbulb is dark over there.

Mathax
Posted at: Jan 13, 2010 at 5:01 PM 
Is there anything that you don't know?
Plenty, whether such things are worth knowing is debatable.
NCIS LA. Past Lives

Mathax
Posted at: Jan 17, 2010 at 1:26 PM 
To illustrate this four-step process, let's walk through the steps involved in a fairly common computer task: preparing your taxes. [Insert collective groan here.]

Most computers won't react when you say, "Hey you!" -at least anywhere outside of a Star Trek set.

Contrary to what you might think, (computer) techs rarely need a hammer.

Managing and Troubleshooting PCs Second Edition. This is a college book that really has the brackets in it. :P
~Edited by Mathax, Jan 17, 2010 at 1:57 PM

Mathax
Posted at: Jan 24, 2010 at 5:29 PM 
Ma'am, There's no "any" key.

Mathax
Posted at: Feb 17, 2010 at 3:19 PM 
Betamaxed is slang for "made it obsolete because no one bought it, even though it was a superior technology to the winner in the marketplace."

Mathax
Posted at: May 17, 2010 at 5:29 AM 
"Technically, Windows is an 'operating system,' which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating."
Dave Barry

Laura
Posted at: May 17, 2010 at 10:11 AM 
Dave Barry has some of the funniest quotes ever - I don't know if you've read any of his "year-end review" pieces... I know he's done them for the past 2 years at least. They always crack me up.

"The No. 1 item on the agenda is fixing the economy, so the new administration immediately sets about the daunting task of trying to nominate somebody -- anybody -- to a high-level government post who actually remembered to pay his or her taxes."

Mathax
Posted at: May 17, 2010 at 7:00 PM 
No, I got the quote out of a Text book.

Anonymous
Posted at: May 31, 2010 at 11:26 PM 


I've started compiling a list of my favorites, some from books, some from movies and[link removed ] tv[/url], and some that my friends have come up with. Here's one of my favorites.
Caleb: “Yeah, you could always take a picture and then delete it after we’ve eaten them. They’ll never know.”This conversation took place between two of my friends and myself at my birthday party a couple of months ago.

Annie (age 10): “You should take a picture of the mushrooms so their feelings don’t get hurt.”
~Edited by Douglas, Jun 1, 2010 at 5:12 AM

Mathax
Posted at: Jun 4, 2010 at 7:16 PM 
Dang it Dinozzo, You should have told me you were coming.
I called but you didn't answer.
I'm not going to answer the phone. I'm a fugitive.
Well, what did you want me to do?
Knock.
Why should I knock, there's no lock on that door.
Because some one might be standing there holding a gun.
and why would someone be standing there holding a gun?
Because there's no lock on that door.

Later
We're here to sit on the baby.

Do you want to put something in front of the door?
No, I'll just stand her with my gun.

NCIS season 7 outlaws and inlaws.
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