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Mathax
Posted at: May 8, 2009 at 5:54 AM 
"It would appear that my usual greeting would be self-serving, So I will wish you Good Luck."

"You Spock, can be in two places at once. I recommend that you take advantage of this fact."

"Father?
I am not our Father."

"You lied?
I greatly exaggerated the fact of total universal destruction if you found out."

From the New Star Trek Movie, Spock.
~Edited by Mathax, May 9, 2009 at 5:17 PM

KC Rell
Posted at: May 9, 2009 at 11:57 AM 
I know Kung-Fu!
And 50 other dangerous words.

If you can see this, you probably have eyes.

Girls are NOT complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say "You're pretty," and give us chocolate?

Never have a heart attack while playing charades.

Chuck Norris made a weeble fall down.

...A life? SWEET!! ...Where do you download those?

There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to survive.



~Edited by KC Rell, May 10, 2009 at 10:50 AM

Mathax
Posted at: May 9, 2009 at 5:18 PM 
My brother comes into the room: "I'm having problems with nero."
My older brother: "Well, So was Spock."
:P

KC Rell
Posted at: May 14, 2009 at 2:55 PM 
My brother comes into the room: "I'm having problems with nero."
My older brother: "Well, So was Spock."


Ohhh! I get that now!!


SWEARING:
Because sometimes "gosh darn" and "meanie-head" just don't cover it.

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

I didn't call it the ten suggestions.
-God

Of course I have something better to do. I just choose to annoy you.

Scotty: Get down from there!

Spock: We are traveling at warp speed. How did you manage to beam aboard the ship?
Kirk: You're the genius. You figure it out.

McCoy: I don't need a doctor, *it, I am a doctor.
Flight Officer: You need to get back to your seat.
McCoy: I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Stupidity:
Doing something over and over expecting a different result.


(>'_')># I was going to give you this waffle.

#<('_'<) But then I was like.

(>'#'<) I'm hungry.

(>'-'<) So I ate it.

(>^-^<)
~Edited by KC Rell, May 16, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Mathax
Posted at: May 18, 2009 at 7:57 AM 
Jim Kirk. I have been and always will be your friend.

And you are?

Jim, I am Spock.

No you have got to be kidding me. We're not friends we don't even like each other. You through me off the ship for mutiny.

Are you not the Captain?

No, you are.

Spock talking to Jim.

KC Rell
Posted at: May 22, 2009 at 3:36 PM 
*Whistles* Terminator was goooood :) ...Don't know why I just said that 0_O

Girls can do anything guys can do while wearing heels.

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

Chocolate fixes everything.

I'm mean because you're stupid.

Panda's are just emo Polar Bears.

My mind doesn't wander; it runs at full speed. COME BACK!


Mathax
Posted at: May 27, 2009 at 5:14 PM 
I just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Mathax
Posted at: May 31, 2009 at 5:43 PM 
Five men cannot hold off a division of SS. It's impossible. It's unbelievable. and here's how we're going to do it.

Mathax
Posted at: Jun 3, 2009 at 8:40 AM 
Spock I'm leaving you in command, Kirk, I'm promoting you to first officer.
Captain, The complexes of human pranks escape me.
No Spock, this is know prank and I'm not the Captain, You are.
Star Trek Captain Pike talking to Spock and Kirk.

Mathax
Posted at: Jun 3, 2009 at 3:26 PM 
Me Quoting: At warp 8.4 it would take them about 33 days to get home, at warp 9.9 it would take them about 3 years.
My Little brother: Who, Mom and Dad?

Mathax
Posted at: Jun 11, 2009 at 6:19 AM 
Khan
Kirk, Still alive?
Yes, still, You have managed to kill just about everyone else but like a poor marksmen you keep missing the target. Listen Khan if you want to kill me you have to come down here, do you hear me? no ones left to do it for you.
Oh I've done far less than kill you, I've hurt you and I wish to go on hurting you.
KHAN! KHANN!

Star Trek 2 the Wrath of Khan

Mathax
Posted at: Jun 30, 2009 at 11:42 AM 
It's scrap,
Yes I know that. WHY is it scrap?
Well to start with it isn't working.
~Edited by Mathax, Jun 30, 2009 at 11:44 AM

Mathax
Posted at: Jul 6, 2009 at 7:28 PM 
I'm with the FBI.
Friendly Brother Institute

Mathax
Posted at: Jul 24, 2009 at 7:41 PM 
Sadusky

The Presidents been WHAT?

NT2 BOS

Mathax
Posted at: Aug 29, 2009 at 7:36 PM 
Then I got there and we went into aggressive negotiations.

What's that?

hum, negotiations with a light saber.

Star Wars the Attack of the Clones

Mathax
Posted at: Sep 2, 2009 at 6:07 PM 
What's all this talk about dying?

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 5, 2009 at 12:10 PM 
This product is supported by Microsoft and 4000 lawyers.

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 22, 2009 at 3:15 PM 
* Tech Support: "I need you to boot the computer."
* Customer: (THUMP! Pause.) "No, that didn't help."

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 22, 2009 at 3:39 PM 
* Customer: "It says I have 2 zillion bytes available, and I need 8 zillion."

Mathax
Posted at: Oct 22, 2009 at 4:29 PM 
This story was told by people from Motorola and is supposedly included in every microcontroller training course Motorola gives.

Test flights of F-16's were being conducted in Israel. The F-16's were doing low height rounds. On approach to the Dead Sea, the whole navigation system suddenly reset itself. The daring pilot landed the bird. HQ called up Motorola and ordered a team on the spot ASAP. The ground tests went perfectly, but every time the bird went airborn, it rebooted.

The pilots were getting restless. Flying on the border of hostile territory without navcom, with the Arabs pointing their earth-to-air missiles at anything that moves, wasn't that pleasant. Neither was debugging the whole navcom in-flight. Then someone figured it out.

The height of the Dead Sea relative to world sea level is -400 meters. As soon as the F-16 reached sea level, the navcom did a divide by zero, crashed, and rebooted.
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